(I am obviously putting off going to bed and inevitably having to go to work tomorrow)

@ KennethFletcher texting and driving is like jerking off and juggling.

@ FeliksRose Crystal bottom is going to get you. Next thing you know you're waking up beside Bert McCraken.

@ petewentz Who says I can't get stoned and eat thanksgiving turkey sandwich all alone

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